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    Post by Admin on Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:48 am

    A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

    The dad says, "No. You had your chance."

    A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"

    The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."

    "Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"


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    If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?

    Dead!


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    How many letters are there in the English alphabet?

    18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".


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    There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?

    2 birds. The other 3 fly away!


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    I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

    A liar!


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    Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
    Teacher: You must be kidding...

    Boy: No,that's my brother, I am Joking...!!Smile


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    Post by stellamary on Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:01 am

    I like them all... Clapping Clapping Clapping Clapping lol! lol! lol! lol! flower flower flower flower santa santa santa santa keep sharing.




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    Post by stellamary on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:51 am

    I saw this in a magazine...want to share with you all..

    Mohammed, an Arab child, entered his classroom on the first day of school in Ohio.

    "What is your name?" – asked the teacher. "Mohammed" – answered the kid.



    "! You are in America now. From now on your name will be Johnny," –replied the teacher.

    In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
    "How was your day,
    Mohammed?" – ! asked his mother.


    "My name is not Mohammed. I’m in America and now my name is Johnny."
    "Ah, are you ashamed of your name, are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?
    Shame on you!" – and she beat him.


    Then she called his father and he too beat him.

    The
    next day Mohammed returned to school.. When the teacher saw him with
    all the bruises she asked, "What happened to you little Johnny"?

    "Well ma'am, 4 hours after becoming an American, I was attacked by two Arabs."




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    Post by stellamary on Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:18 am

    ha ha ha anything else from anyone..??

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    Post by stellamary on Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:20 am

    Where are you all ??


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