by A father sends his kid to bed. Five minutes later, the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"
If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be kidding...
Boy: No,that's my brother, I am Joking...!!
The dad says, "No. You had your chance."
A minute later the boy screams, "Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?"
The dad says, "No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you."
"Dad! When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass or water?"
If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be?
Dead!
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet".
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left?
2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?
A liar!
Boy: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
Teacher: You must be kidding...
Boy: No,that's my brother, I am Joking...!!
